Ch25 - Pg17

*head to solid surface* The least you could have done, my Divine Dark Lord, is keep an eye on each of your captives. You certainly have ocular organs to spare. Aside from that, you could have burnt the world first, and then showed any surviving life forms the movie. And of course, YOU COULD HAVE KEPT YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU and not given your foes --one of whom happens to be the greatest and most intelligent of your former minions-- such a crassly obvious opportunity to sneak up on you. Furthermore, my bewilderment reaches hitherto unsuspected heights at the sheer preposterousness of anyone in the Dark Side --let alone an Evil Overlord, ascended to Dark God, on an ecocidal quest to Take Over the World-- taunting anything other than a foe's partially digested corpse about humility. You, my Divine Dark Lord Aizen, have already tumbled from the pinnacle of Magnificent Bastard into the abyss of Complete IDIOT. That Ultimate Form of yours may be quite dashing, but its eldritch allure wasn't worth the price of your intellect. All the Dark desires, nightmare lusts, and ceaseless hunger of a Gorehound are not enough to hold me enthralled anymore. Dark Lord Aizen Sousuke, to me you are now officially nothing more than another fool who didn't have what it takes to not just reach Greatness, but to keep it. Perhaps you should consider humility. After all, you might as well be a partially digested corpse. All that's left is watching the film of how your carcass gets there... and enjoying the feast.

*narrows eyes* And you, Mr. Hero, Kurosaki deliciously bleeding! What do you do, you ask? You move over here and engage the Dark Side, of course. Firstly, you grab that tail of milord Ulquiorra's. Don't take too long, either. For I am as hungry as a Hollow, and your exquisite blood won't tide me over forever. *bares fangs and runs tongue over them* Gorehound is with you now, and I. Want. More! More! More! *howls*