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*claps hands in delight* Will you look at that, most dear Beast of mine? Tis no other marvel than... *Gorehound howls*
"Blood in the water/ Dark and red and raw/ You're nothing until/ The thrill of the kill/ Becomes your only law."
*facepalm* Very well, Hound from Hell, so who's the Devil's Advocate, and who the Devil, if you're quoting that of all things!
*howling* "(I'm) just (a Gorehound) with dorsal fin/ Yes, blood in the water/ So fight and scratch and claw..."
*throws hands up* Fine, fine. You've certainly dressed up for the part. Go ahead, jump in, feed, feed, feed! But bring me the toes! I've a fancy to take them, dipped in chocolate sauce...
*Gorehound dives in* "Now there's spilled your/ Blood in the water..." *howling fades into theme from Jaws*
*chuckles helplessly* It truly is a heady spirit, an essence like no other... blood of a Hero, flowing into the surrounding water... braiding into foam, blending into the growing Ouken's aurora... Thank you, o thank you, most venerable Eldritch Abomination, o great Aizen Kami-sama! *licks lips*
*eyes widen* But... Aizen Kami-sama! How daft! Since when do Heroes appreciate the hard work and dedication of Evil Overlords! Tis only we, fellow denizens of the Dark Side, that possess the capacity for such appraisal! Tis only we who can bestow praise where it is due!
*raises head* Wait, what? *yipping* Never you mind, Gorehound; resume feeding.
*narrows eyes* Alright, Your Divine Evil Lordship! You groomed Kurosaki, guided his development, strewed his path with opponents meant to raise his level to yours... and at no point in all this time did your prodigious intellect consider the potential for disaster? Ack! Your Lordship, what a waste! *shakes head* With your Dark hand you scatter kibble, and with your pronouncements you trigger the urge to regurgitate! Think you that this Hero will not rise again? That this particular scheme of Hero-empowerment will not backfire spectactularly and foul up the rest of your Evil Plan? YOU'VE CRAFTED THE VERY INSTRUMENT OF YOUR DOOM!!! *bangs head repeatedly* And still you only removed an arm and let him pass from your view! And you did not restrain a certain other, rather long, appendage now trailing close to the water surface! You will Not See the Hero Coming! Now his blood tints the water magnificently... but it has already dried in my mouth and left a sour taste of your defeat to come, Your Divinely Idiotic Lordship! *raises eyes to List*
I will never, ever, at any point, underestimate the Hero. Even if s/he is soaking in a pool of his/er own blood... I will make sure the Hero is executed and his/er remains destroyed, thus leaving no trace for him/er to return and ruin my plans.
*yipping* Eh, Gorehound? Delicious, isn't it. Do I want some? *sigh* The toes, I said to save me the toes. *yipping* Another mouthful, you suggest? Hmph. Know what, Gorehound? I'll take you up on that offer. I Need A Bloody Drink.
"Blood in the water/ Dark and red and raw/ You're nothing until/ The thrill of the kill/ Becomes your only law."
*facepalm* Very well, Hound from Hell, so who's the Devil's Advocate, and who the Devil, if you're quoting that of all things!
*howling* "(I'm) just (a Gorehound) with dorsal fin/ Yes, blood in the water/ So fight and scratch and claw..."
*throws hands up* Fine, fine. You've certainly dressed up for the part. Go ahead, jump in, feed, feed, feed! But bring me the toes! I've a fancy to take them, dipped in chocolate sauce...
*Gorehound dives in* "Now there's spilled your/ Blood in the water..." *howling fades into theme from Jaws*
*chuckles helplessly* It truly is a heady spirit, an essence like no other... blood of a Hero, flowing into the surrounding water... braiding into foam, blending into the growing Ouken's aurora... Thank you, o thank you, most venerable Eldritch Abomination, o great Aizen Kami-sama! *licks lips*
*eyes widen* But... Aizen Kami-sama! How daft! Since when do Heroes appreciate the hard work and dedication of Evil Overlords! Tis only we, fellow denizens of the Dark Side, that possess the capacity for such appraisal! Tis only we who can bestow praise where it is due!
*raises head* Wait, what? *yipping* Never you mind, Gorehound; resume feeding.
*narrows eyes* Alright, Your Divine Evil Lordship! You groomed Kurosaki, guided his development, strewed his path with opponents meant to raise his level to yours... and at no point in all this time did your prodigious intellect consider the potential for disaster? Ack! Your Lordship, what a waste! *shakes head* With your Dark hand you scatter kibble, and with your pronouncements you trigger the urge to regurgitate! Think you that this Hero will not rise again? That this particular scheme of Hero-empowerment will not backfire spectactularly and foul up the rest of your Evil Plan? YOU'VE CRAFTED THE VERY INSTRUMENT OF YOUR DOOM!!! *bangs head repeatedly* And still you only removed an arm and let him pass from your view! And you did not restrain a certain other, rather long, appendage now trailing close to the water surface! You will Not See the Hero Coming! Now his blood tints the water magnificently... but it has already dried in my mouth and left a sour taste of your defeat to come, Your Divinely Idiotic Lordship! *raises eyes to List*
I will never, ever, at any point, underestimate the Hero. Even if s/he is soaking in a pool of his/er own blood... I will make sure the Hero is executed and his/er remains destroyed, thus leaving no trace for him/er to return and ruin my plans.
*yipping* Eh, Gorehound? Delicious, isn't it. Do I want some? *sigh* The toes, I said to save me the toes. *yipping* Another mouthful, you suggest? Hmph. Know what, Gorehound? I'll take you up on that offer. I Need A Bloody Drink.